Have you seen a campaign staffer?

#3. Their pockets or purses jingle with the delightful sound of an advil/tylenol/excedrin bottle, seeing as the headache that has persisted the last week has still not gone away.

#4. To repeat an earlier point, they always have two phones in their hands. This morning at the doctors office I was chided and made fun of by my doc for sitting on the examination table with both phones in hand.

#5. You see them leaving restaurants with mass quantities of food in their hands. Actually in this case you are probably witnessing some poor, unpaid intern running around doing the bidding of his bosses.